No One Can Ignore The Universe.

[No One Can Ignore The Universe.]

[laughhard]

And they said college would be harder than high school…

[johnthemod1]

What did Jerry and Robbie do?

[No One Can Ignore The Universe.]

pokemon go

• nearby pokemon: ivysaur, onix, poliwrath, two aerodactyls, zapdos, deoxys, that mew you find under the truck, a digimon
• phone buzzes: pidgey

[No One Can Ignore The Universe.]

zodiac aesthetics

[howtobeaheartbreaker]

aries: drunk edgy retro adventurer 
taurus: electric pixie retro zombie 
gemini: 70’s lolita wannabe witch 
cancer: plain goth circa hipster 
leo: dirty dubstep bi punk
virgo: apocalyptic steampunk winter disaster
libra: 40’s fantasy stoner ghoul 
scorpio: vintage vodka surrealist royalty  
sagittarius: magical destructive retrofuturist superhero 
capricorn: decadent anarchist sick revolutionary
aquarius: post-apocalyptic anarchist teen monstrosity
pisces: 90’s grunge sick geek

[No One Can Ignore The Universe.]

[No One Can Ignore The Universe.]

[bob-belcher]

tag yourself I’m Tina

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[No One Can Ignore The Universe.]

[slimetony]

lets start a company

[cosmic-amphibian]

what does the company do

[slimetony]

business

[not-the-beez]

What kind of business

[slimetony]

we’ll rent offices and ill hang cold steel katanas on the wall in the reception area

[onehellofagaypilot]

How are you gonna earn profit

[slimetony]

we’ll get investors

[luneding]

what will they be investing in? The wall katanas?

[slimetony]

my innate charisma. my charming, warm demeanor.

[aestheticgrips]

can you hire me as a chef? I will make sandwiches

[No One Can Ignore The Universe.]

[kestamaria]

“Onion approves your weird shit over your summer break, even for his standards.”

[No One Can Ignore The Universe.]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[cllaireredfield]

@embalm

[No One Can Ignore The Universe.]

[ultrafunnypictures]

My name is Krabbygo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.